2headedsnake:

Andy Gilmore

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rotenscharfschutzen replied to your post: micah better bed because i’m bed night ppls

butter my biscuit

okay let me just reach across three states with a butterknife

oh but jammin’s got a snazzy new art program

okay now bed

micah better bed because i’m bed

night ppls

rotenscharfschutzen:

D: 

another you’ve drawn me two things ever
do u kno how much i draw u shit
HALF MY SKETCH BOOK IS JAM BEING A SHIT

i’m not that hairy

crock pot chicken
with mushrooms
and rosemary

YEAH BUT DRAWING COMPUTER-LY KINDA TAKES LONGER
also jam’s just photogenic

your head should be unless you’re bald

rotenscharfschutzen:

im keeping my nuggies then i cant eat berries

SHIT I WAS GONNA SEND YOU MINEY TOO

but we have a whole beach of coconuts

also we already have a shitton of chicken hehehe

THERE’S ALWAYS PAYPAL???
but wait no i’d have to draw you another awesome

you are the beach of coconuts

rotenscharfschutzen:

golgothastimeless:

no you’re a parfait

(BUT I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T ALLOWED TO CALL HIM GAYBE)

i think you sorely need bed

okAY WOW IM NOT THAT MUCH OF A FRUIT

(SHHH WHAT HE DOESNT KNOW HE’LL FIND OUT AND THEN PUNCH ME FOR)

no lets see how this plays out

YOU’RE FORGETTING ABOUT THE YOGURT AND WHIPPED CREAM AND GRANOLA SHAME ON U

(i’m gonna tell on u)

but what if i need bed too because hOLY SHIT IT’S 3:30

rotenscharfschutzen:

are you hungry

did you mention that im younger than u

coconut beach

i have six 4-packs of blueberry greek yogurt in the fridge why would i want mcnuggies

LIKE A MILLION TIMES

can i at least have malibu rum and cat shampoo

rotenscharfschutzen:

onions ari
i am onion
and potato
my dad is literally pooptato and my mom is dumb onion 

( THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME I POSTED A PICTURE OF GAYBE AND EVERYONE STARTED TELLING ME HOW HOT HE WAS OH GOD)

i think i need bed

no you’re a parfait

(BUT I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T ALLOWED TO CALL HIM GAYBE)

i think you sorely need bed

rotenscharfschutzen:

ok u can take my mcnuggies or my crackers or my laptop but i refuse to share coconuts

why the fuck would i want your mcnuggies

also matt said i can’t give people “his” address because iunno internet people r 2spooky omgggggg so you can’t gimme your laptop HAH

i already had coconuts beach

rotenscharfschutzen:

OK YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE COCONUtS????

I HAD COCONUT SHAMPOO THAT I WOULD ATTEMPT TO EAT

EVERY FUCKING DAY

can we be the broconuts micah

rotenscharfschutzen:

WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

( LONG HAIRED VIOLINISTS. THAT ALONE WOULDVE SUFFICED.
SCREECH))

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

dude i think im starting to hallucinate can you be aware that youre hallucinatingISTHATATHING?

no what doesn’t kill you leaves you with deep emotional scars that you just get better at hiding :T

(I’M SORRY BUT WATCHING HIM PLAY WAS KINDA FUCKING HOT)

i’m pretty sure you can be aware you’re hallucinating ._.

rotenscharfschutzen replied to your post: rotenscharfschutzen replied to your post: SO I…

i was talking about pads and shit but ok

those are expensive and there are three girls in this house u shit